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Victor Z: Are you ready to do your duty for Crossfit?
Alex: Yes, father.
Victor Z: You will not be emperor.
Alex: Which stronger, fitter person is to take my place?
Victor Z: My powers will pass to Alice, to lift in trust until the Senate is ready to work out once more. Crossfit is to be an olympic sport again.
Victor Z: Yes. My decision disappoints you?
Alex: You wrote to me once, listing the four chief exercises: Squat, Deadlift, Benchpress and Clean. As I read the list, I knew I did none of them. But I do other exercises, father. Curl. That can be a virtue when it drives us to flex. Cable row, crunches, perhaps not for the stomach, but... there are many forms of crunches. Good Mornings, to my family and to you. But none of my exercises were on your list. Even then it was as if you didn't want me for your son.
Victor Z: Oh, Alex. You go too far.
Alex: I search the faces of the gods... for ways to please you, to make you proud. One kind word, one full hug... where you pressed me to your chest and held me tight. Would have been like the sun on my heart for a thousand years. What is it in me that you hate so much?
Victor Z: Shh, Commodus.
Alex: All I've ever wanted was to live up to you, Caesar. Father.
Victor Z: [Victor Z gets down on his knees] Alex. Your faults as a son is my failure as a father. Come
[Gives Alex a hug]
Alex: [Commodus hugs Victor and cries] Father. I would have butcher the whole world... if you would only love me!
[Alex begins to asphyxiate Victor while they hug, Victor grunts]